...for spilling stain all over the carpet while I was in Utah.
Now I have a beautiful new banister and in a week, I'll have beautiful new carpet in my house.
Every time C walks by (which is often) she says, "Oh my goodness, what did Dawan do? He bake a mig mess!"

It's called stain for a reason.

At least the banister (not quite finished) looks nice.