Who knew Mr. Akon could offer such insightful and deeply meaningful lyrics? Today is Day 12 since B and C abandoned me for Utah, and I'm pretty much miserable. Between spontaneous sobs, I ask myself, "What happened to the awesomely independent, I-don't-need-no-stinkin'-wife-and-kid, maverick you used to be?" Well, that guy is LONG gone. I've tried to make the hurt go away by watching movies (3 trips to the theater in 7 days) and reading East of Eden. Heck, I even weed-whacked the entire lawn and laid some sod the other day out of sheer boredom. But nothing seems to work. So I guess I'll go on with the Mr. Lonely routine for a few more days until I hop a plane to Utah myself.
Has it really only been 12 days? Can't wait for you to get here.
ReplyDeleteare you drunk?
ReplyDeleteDallan, just come over for dinner tomorrow. I'm serious.
ReplyDeleteYour first mistake, reading "East of Eden" to feel better. Are you kidding me? Read something foofy like "Princess Puppies."
ReplyDeleteHow sad.
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